Monday, the first day of the week. The day that people begin to freak out at the sheer amount of work ahead of them for the rest of the week. A day of excuses for some, i.e. "sorry, i had a long weekend", "sorry, not enough enough coffee yet", "sorry, it's monday".
Ha! Ha, i say. No excuses for me. Don't forget that the day of monday is a huge chunk of your life. So, have a good monday. Go on...